I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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