One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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