I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Randomize
