is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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