He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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