two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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