is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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