grandma shit on top of the toilet
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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