hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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