turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My dick has a subreddit
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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