I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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