We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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