We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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