I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize