Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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