They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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