I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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