It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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