I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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