69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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