Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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