Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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