Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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