Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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