I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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