can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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