Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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