i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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