So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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