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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
