I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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