Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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