I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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