A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize