we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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