Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I am available for nakedness
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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