Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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