Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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