i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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