She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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