i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You can't special order awesome
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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