Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
