I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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