Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
