Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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