doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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