So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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