sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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