it hurts more in the daytime
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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