she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I am midnight drunk by noon
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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