Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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