College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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