i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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