is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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