It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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